Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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