My boss' voice literally gives me gas
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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