Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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