quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Randomize
