He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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