Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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