Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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