All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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