O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
