You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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