Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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