u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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