I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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