Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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