How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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