That's when you crack a 10am beer
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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