Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
