did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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