omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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