so that wasnt chicken after all
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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