the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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