you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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