if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize