The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just cut my nipple shaving
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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