id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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