new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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