she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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