my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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