is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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