the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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