Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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