that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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