do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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