It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
