You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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