Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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