How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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