I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize