All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
