So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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