she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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