The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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