He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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