the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Randomize
