i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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