is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You need Xanax blowdarts
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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