Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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