first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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