i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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