She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Actions speak louder than pants.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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