What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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