Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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