Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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